HOR MOK YOU!!

I was really puzzled by the HOR MOK signature dish I had at the Thai restaurant from our last outing. It came in an elaborate plate with a bunch of ceramic lids on top to conceal food underneath each compartment.

When I first saw the presentation, I was anticipating various nuggets of bite-sized seafood bits within each compartment. I imagined myself as a cullinary Monty Hall at a buffet scene straight from the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. "Oh what's under lid number 1? Maybe tuna? Eels? Sea slugs? Monkey brains?!?!" But my excitement diminished after each unveiling revealed DONKEYS. They were all the same crabs and scallops and SHIT.

Not that crabs and scallops were all that bad, but c'mon, why the tease?! What a bunch of HOR MOK!

Emporium - Thai Cuisine

1275 Westwood Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90024
310-478-2838
www.ethaicuisine.com

Thai Spring RollsPad See You
Scallops & Shrimps

Scallops & Shrimps

Seafood Hor Mok
(Signature Dish)

Pad Woonsen

Spicy Mint Noodle

Yellow Curry Chicken

Cheeseburger In A Can

This is one of the most disturbing yet awesome things I've seen this year. Cheeseburger in a can! Some goon on the somethingawful forums had the privilege of reviewing this product here.

Behold..


What a tremendous scientific achievement! When the world ends in twenty years, it's reassuring to know the last remaining humans will still be able to feast on good ol' fashioned cheeseburgers from yesteryear.

Little Hong Kong Cafe

2129 Sawtelle Blvd. W. LA, CA 90025
Hours: 11am - 11pm Sat - Thurs, 11am - Midnight Fri
(310) 478 - 7329

Szechwan Jumbo Scallops (Chef's Special)
$13.95

Seafood Chow Fun w/Black Pepper Sauce
$10.45

Mongolian Beef (Daily Special)
$8.95

Dry Beef Chow Fun
$8.95

Duck Noodle Soup (Chef's Special)
$8.45

Chicken Chow Fun w/Black Bean Sauce
$8.95

Esther was really hungry....

Buffalo Wings N Things

Buffalo Wings n Things!